Humor

I like vulgar words, they make an impact

Last night I was driving home from work and a squirrel ran in front of my sweet minivan. At the time I had a EDM song on by Major Lazer which had my brain deep in thought.
I didn’t hit the squirrel.
Dance music is interesting. We all…. Hahaha maybe not all… Feel sexy when we dance. At least clubbing to dance music.
Then I wondered. Do animals “feel sexy”? Do they have a thing that they do to get the attention of another animal of their kind? Are they let down if it doesn’t work?
This people. This is my brain. This is my brain on thoughts.

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